HubertB Posted March 19, 2023 Posted March 19, 2023 5 hours ago, CANicoll said: Broccoli and Leeks? And quorn … Hubert 3
PanzerWomble Posted March 19, 2023 Posted March 19, 2023 5 hours ago, CANicoll said: Broccoli and Leeks? 35 minutes ago, HubertB said: And quorn … Hubert With that filling it can make you need the toilet run in under three parsecs ........ 7
GusMac Posted March 20, 2023 Posted March 20, 2023 Sat through too many of those sorts of meetings.... Funnily enough they always seem to be management led ones, the scientific ones are twenty slides tops. 5
GusMac Posted March 22, 2023 Posted March 22, 2023 3 hours ago, PanzerWomble said: Pretty much sums up how my week's holiday is going... 1 3
KevinM Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 An oldie but I did chuckle. A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Larry’s whore...😂 7
GazzaS Posted March 24, 2023 Author Posted March 24, 2023 11 hours ago, PanzerWomble said: I love deer season. Someone always gets shot in some new way. One I remember in particular is a guy wanted to take a picture of his dog with the rifle and the deer he'd just killed. He failed to unload the rifle and his dog managed to make it fire, killing the owner immediately. Karma or bad luck? 2 1
PanzerWomble Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 2 hours ago, GazzaS said: I love deer season. Someone always gets shot in some new way. One I remember in particular is a guy wanted to take a picture of his dog with the rifle and the deer he'd just killed. He failed to unload the rifle and his dog managed to make it fire, killing the owner immediately. Karma or bad luck? An ND is bad skills and drills I would suggest 3
Martinnfb Posted March 25, 2023 Posted March 25, 2023 never accept dog as a gift from your mother in law ... 2 1
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