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i must be a very rare breed. I spent 4 days in Las Vegas back in 1997, and did not play one cent ... (must have kept it for the stash ;) )

Hubert

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55 minutes ago, HubertB said:

i must be a very rare breed. I spent 4 days in Las Vegas back in 1997, and did not play one cent ... (must have kept it for the stash ;) )

How are the odds, that the stash additions got build ever, compared to the slots, Hubert :D?

Cheers Rob

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5 hours ago, DocRob said:

How are the odds, that the stash additions got build ever, compared to the slots, Hubert :D?

Cheers Rob

About the same … the casino always wins 😂

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On 11/21/2022 at 9:37 AM, HubertB said:

i must be a very rare breed. I spent 4 days in Las Vegas back in 1997, and did not play one cent ... (must have kept it for the stash ;) )

Hubert

My one and only visit to Vegas was a conference at the Venetian, also didn’t gamble one cent . One guy in our group lost $1500 over the 4 days……..

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2 hours ago, Bomber_County said:

My one and only visit to Vegas was a conference at the Venetian, also didn’t gamble one cent . One guy in our group lost $1500 over the 4 days……..

My old boss went on work trips 2X a year. He saved his winnings over 5 years and put half down on a $75,000 brand new Tahoe.   The wife and I was walking through Caesars one afternoon with him and I stopped him and told him that machine (while pointing to a slot) was calling his name.  I heard it.

He walked up, dropped in a $100 bill and on his first roll hit a $1600 win.  We ate good that night. 
 

Told him to call me when that lucky horse shoe falls out of his behind, because I want it. 

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2 hours ago, BlrwestSiR said:

Still haven't been to Vegas so haven't had a chance to lose all my money. Yet.

The Grand Traverse Band of Ottawa and Chippewa Indians operate two casinoes near Traverse City, Michigan.  I gave them too much money one day.  Since then, I never went back to casino style gambling, though I punted on the horses for a while here in Australia.

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51 minutes ago, GazzaS said:

The Grand Traverse Band of Ottawa and Chippewa Indians operate two casinoes near Traverse City, Michigan.  I gave them too much money one day.  Since then, I never went back to casino style gambling, though I punted on the horses for a while here in Australia.

We had a conference once at Casino Niagara. I had to cross the casino floor to get to our conference room and got asked for ID by the security guard. I was 34 at the time.  He was like "Oops, sorry. Thought you were younger".  Only time I've been on a casino floor. 

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I stay far away from casinos. The women flock to me. I actually thought I was good looking until I figured out they were coin operated women just like the coin operated slot machines. Ahem.

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Had one of them offer me a date in Vegas one time.  Told her I was good because that’s my wife sitting at that machine right there, as I was pointing to her.  
My coworker was known as the 40 yo virgin.  Pointed to him, but that guy there, he could use your help.  

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On 12/10/2022 at 4:03 AM, ScottsGT said:

Pffttt… Already tried.  “You have enough already!” 

Have you tried « But now you have more coins than me kits … «  ?

Who knows ? It may work 🙃

Hubert

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On 12/9/2022 at 4:03 PM, ScottsGT said:

Pffttt… Already tried.  “You have enough already!” 

You need a better hiding scheme for your stash!!

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