JohnB Posted July 31, 2019 Posted July 31, 2019 Dirty Gerty from Bizertie hid a mousetrap up her skirty. Made the boys fingers hurty!!! 6
Ryan Posted July 31, 2019 Posted July 31, 2019 Now that is funny...this maybe a new ongoing thread. 1
JohnB Posted July 31, 2019 Author Posted July 31, 2019 I figured you guys would get some grins. LOL 4
DocRob Posted July 31, 2019 Posted July 31, 2019 That's my first limerick since I was in fourth grade of primary school, starting to study English language with the printed help of Peter Pim and Billy Ball, but it is FUNNY Cheers Rob 4
GazzaS Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 There once was a man from Nantuket... A wee bit dirty for publication though.... From Breaker Morant: There once was a man from Australia Who painted on his arse a Dahlia the color was fine.... Likewise the design.... But the smell! Ugh! that was a fail-yah! 6
DocRob Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 Ugh, new case of movie in my head, brrrrrr , I was better off without limericks. Cheers Rob 3
GazzaS Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 On 8/7/2019 at 8:28 PM, DocRob said: Ugh, new case of movie in my head, brrrrrr , I was better off without limericks. Cheers Rob You get movies stuck in your head? How about The Sound of Music? Then you can have audio along with your video. 3
DocRob Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 12 hours ago, GazzaS said: You get movies stuck in your head? How about The Sound of Music? Then you can have audio along with your video. Everything more or less fine by me, if there is no odor involved . Cheers Rob 2
rkranias Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 Tim and I a camping went, met 3 maidens with a tent. They being 3 and we being 2, I bucked 1 and Tim bucked 2. 4
Administrators Clunkmeister Posted August 9, 2019 Administrators Posted August 9, 2019 There once was a man named Dean Who invented the j@ck0ff machine. On the ninety-eighth stroke the bloody thing broke And whipped his poor b@lls into cream. 3
Wumm Posted August 25, 2019 Posted August 25, 2019 Or... An affable Royal named Andy Would flat with a Pal who was Randy His American chum Soon turned out well hung An excuse for the Press would be handy! 4
JohnB Posted August 25, 2019 Author Posted August 25, 2019 15 minutes ago, Wumm said: Or... An affable Royal named Andy Would flat with a Pal who was Randy His American chum Soon turned out well hung An excuse for the Press would be handy! 2
Wumm Posted August 25, 2019 Posted August 25, 2019 This one will only make sense to half of you... Ben Stokes was the Man of the day With flair, and an ounce of sashay He survived the appealin' (Though born in New Zealand) What a pity he beat the Affray! 5
Wumm Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 "We must leave the EU" was the chorus So the task has now fallen to Boris But the Muppet then panics With a Parliamentary Annex Just get on with the job, and don't bore us. 2
GusMac Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 Stokes, Headingley 2019.... Caddick, Sydney 2003... Our Kiwi rejects do seem to like turning it on against the Aussies! 2
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