lost In translation

[1to1scale]

I tried to read and decipher this, but I started getting a headache and blood trickled out of my ear, my wife asked if I smelled something burning.

[Martinnfb]

[Wumm]

I think my Therapist must be Moonlighting at that particular Medical Facility Martin...

Just the other day, I paid $100 only to have him tell me to have a good, hard look at myself!

[James H]

I think you are a fan of www.engrish.com

[DocRob]

Once, back in Germany  I bought a Toyota and tried to understand the function of the air conditioner by reading the manual. It was impossible to understand the function and how to's, but was a lot of fun anyway. You wouldn't have thought about what is possible in German language . Looking at the real thing, everything was clear in a second, because it was well engineered.

Sometimes I fear that the same people write the manuals to weapon systems .

Cheers Rob

[TJTX]

The manuals for the aircraft I fly are initially written in French, sent to a Chinese company to be translated to English, before heading our way.  It can certainly be amusing at times how things are worded.

[Martinnfb]

I love this one

[Ivan Ivanovich]

Himmelherrgottsackzementwotzefack?!

 

[GazzaS]

10 hours ago, James H said:

I think you are a fan of www.engrish.com

isn't everyone?

 

[GazzaS]

14 hours ago, Martinnfb said:

OMG!  Still laughing.

[smitty44]

6 hours ago, Ivan Ivanovich said:

Himmelherrgottsackzement?

 

I much prefer my sexual harassment steamed, over rice.

[Drifter]

 

 

[Drifter]

[Peterpools]

You just can’t make this up! 

Peter

[Clunkmeister]

8 hours ago, Peterpools said:

You just can’t make this up! 

Peter

I’d just hate to hear what I’d sound like in Chinese.

[Clunkmeister]

We’ve got ‘em in America as well.....

 

I remember this place in Beverley, Mass., when I lived in Gloucester. I about blew my Dunkin’s Coffee out my nose when I saw this the first time.

 

And this is in Boston’s North End. If you’ve ever been to or lived in Boston, you’ll immediately get this.

[GazzaS]

OMG!   Bunghole Liquors..  I Love It!

 

If yer heading south on I-75 in Michigan, you can exit at:

 

 

[Wingco57]

Nice beaver shot.

[Martinnfb]

[Martinnfb]

[Ivan Ivanovich]

Primus sucks...

 

 

[James H]

One of my favourites!

[Clunkmeister]

THIS is why I absolutely LOVE this place.  We're all adults and can have fun with nobody getting all bent out of shape.

Regarding the abovementioned sign.  With the website, they should half inserted a "t" after 'half'.  One's eyes can really play tricks on an individual....

[Wumm]

[smitty44]